Occupation: Unlicensed welder, cow birther, fluent cusser (see below)

Age: Too many digits 

Favorite animals: Beef, pork

Favorite foods: See above. 

Favorite cuss word: Holy Sheepsh–

Favorite brother: He has brothers?

Favorite pair of overalls: The ones that Mama didn’t sew the crotch shut on

Favorite piece of machinery: Any that still work

Hobby: Eating dinner while it’s cooking

Habits: Cooking barbecue in his bedroom in his underwear

Favorite movies: Fractured Fairytales and Idiocracy

What he calls his nieces: Lydia = Short Stuff; Grace = Eek!

What he does to Grace: Ticky-ticky (makes her squeal)

What makes him a good uncle: He is so considerate to others.

Ha, ha. –cg